Dangerous Dan has been released. Go play it.

On the checklist:

-Review all dialog

-Finish the ending cinematic

-Make the music.

Wish me luck.

Here you’ll see Cage Grin, a salesman who just sold our hero a new suit of Scale Mail for one billion ruples.

The trick of the game, of course, is trying to avoid buying the armor. Something you’ll find it very tricky to do.

Why’d you have to snap it in half Tubby. Seriously?

Yes, these are the final graphics for the game. Deal with it.

This is my game. Needs actual graphics, actual dialog, and actual sounds. Programming is about done though! That’s all I’m doing for tonight.

It seems like a lot of people have already designed their game engines and everything that has to do with the game, and are going to try to sneak the theme in somehow so that their game qualifies for this competition.

I could be wrong but I’m pretty sure that’s taking this a little bit too seriously. I’ve been given a theme, I’m making a game based around it. From scratch. With shitty code hacked together at midnight.

I know you’re jealous of this title screen. I’m sorry you can’t do better.

I don’t know how I am doing this really. Killing myself seems like a bad idea, I might use macromedia flash instead. A friend showed this to me so I don’t know what’s going on but I guess I’ll make something and submit it somehow.
Whatever I’m going to go do something cool and fun now unlike you people.