I’m not the worst programmer in the entire world but that’s a cold comfort to what I’m going through right now.
I don’t really “get” a lot of basic programming / GML principles and at times Game Maker’s help files are nothing short of nebulous.
I’m still gonna dare it up, but if you feel like lending someone a hand with introductory programming before the dare starts, I’m dekuscrub_weirdo at hotmail.com on MSN Messenger and hot-sexy-faggot on Skype. Yeah I know, classy.
You would win so many friend points you wouldn’t know where to spend them all.