Jobs done!
Okay, this was such a learning experience. I was able to make it in on time, with 15 minutes or so of grace time. I had to put in a somewhat inferior game that you cannot win, but ah well, it’s mostly functional. You’re a lolcat, and you must placate zombies! Use left/right or a/d to move, and spacebar to placate. Play it here!

Also, here’s my source. Here be dragons. Beware.
I’m planning on doing a post-mortem analyzing what I did, what I’ve learned, and what I’m going to do next time. You will want to read it because I’m so gosh-darned witty. Right? RIGHT? Good!
Bye for now, and I look forward to playing everyone’s games and rating them (fairly)!