13 endings.
Not including random crashes and exiting, which makes it a whooping 15 ways to get out of the game, 13 of which are at the end.
And I had to cut some, because if we simply add the probabilities, it’d be 64… What have I unleashed. Seven hours left to write the talking bits (already at 70 blocks / 600 lines, and I did something like 60% I guess).
Still can’t run it on windows, though :/

A night on the beach, with campfire.